Dear Subway Inc,

It says:
Dear Subway Inc,
You cheese slices are shaped like this: (fig.1 isosceles cheese)
This is great because it allows you to tessellate the cheese across the sandwich like this: (fig.2 life worth living "Beautiful Coverage!")
However, you guys NEVER do this. Instead, you always arrange your cheese like this: (fig.3 soul crushing disappointment "Unnecessary dairy overlap!")
Please stop doing that.
Thank you,
drewmo